"Hi, I'm Louie Lebowski, and I welcome you one and all to the first episode in the new series of You! Are! Wrong!!!" The studio audience applauds, cheers and hoots as the purple-suited host punches the airs and jogs the the sparkling podium of the new set for You Are Wrong, the pre-eminent national scandal show ( Read more... )

"Ladies, gentlemen, welcome. This is both a joyous and sad day for me, as I will be embarking on a new journey. Tomorrow we will be moving our corporate headguarters to Star City. As much as I love Metropolis, I feel that there other opportunities out there for the employess of Shreck & Whale to discover ( Read more... )

It had been a nice day at the park ( Read more... )

Standing at a podium in Liebfeld Plaza, Metropolis, with his son to his left, his... woman.... to his right, and surrounded generally by hired bodyguards (all of decent repute, of course), Max Shreck cuts an imposing figure in the very expensive deep bottle green suit that he had made by Gambi tailors of Keystone.

"The City of Tomorrow!" He punches ( Read more... )

"All units on the ready. Hold your positioning until further notice. And to all of you, I send my deepest appreciations. We're doing work of the Gods now, and as I promised before, you'll be legendary ( Read more... )

Someone's got that tune playing on the jukebox.

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

Grace doesn't care one way or the other, and just keeps serving up the drinks.

It had only taken Diana making a quick phone call one afternoon, and not long after she had set up a reservation for six at one of the more exclusive restaurants in Detroit ( Read more... )

( I know you're out there. )

"Yes, I am aware of what just happened down at the Planet."

Kitty's pacing her office, Bluetooth headset blinking in her ear and Blackberry in hand.

"Details will be forthcoming as soon as I have them. You will be the first I call, I promise ( Read more... )

Gotham's New Dynamic Duo?
Reformed Criminal Masterminds Walking the Straight and Narrow
by Lois Lane     Riddle me this: when are a pair of infamous Gotham baddies involved in crimes but not as criminals? Answer: when they open a private detective agency to solve problems instead of creating them ( Read more... )